Love: Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest...

By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:46

I think he just mis interpreted your response for a subtle rejection. bummer though.

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A simple yes would have sufficed.

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pinkstardust 9

Monday 27 July 2015 20:26

Shouldn't have said that!

trumpet27 1

Tuesday 7 March 2017 15:26

WTFH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Why would you do that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 30 July 2017 14:57

you really sound like such an idiot.

I'madumbass 19

Thursday 22 February 2018 20:33

Great job. I'M even smart enough to know to not say things like that. And look at my username!! 😅

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Wednesday 2 September 2020 14:03

100% YDI Don't play these kinds of games if you aren't prepared to lose

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