Health, Poopoo peepee and Toilet: Once you pop…

Once you pop…

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 00:00

Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML

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Saturday 11 June 2022 20:59

99.99% of the people on the earth would LOVE ato have such a trivial problem.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 June 2022 0:48

Were you trying to squeeze it out like toothpaste?

JackWood 20

Saturday 11 June 2022 1:26

You flushed last time you used it right? Reach in and pull it out. Next time close the lid.

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99.99% of the people on the earth would LOVE ato have such a trivial problem.

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Sunday 12 June 2022 20:51

That stinks.

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