Health and Painful: Tight

Tight

By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that you truly can get cramp in any muscle of your body, including that one specific ring of muscle in the back. Yes, I got a full on cramp in my asshole and yes, it is even more painful than you can possibly imagine. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Friday 20 December 2024 20:24

Well, that's just unlocked a new nightmare.

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It's one of those things that only people who've experienced it understand. I get it because of bad gut spasms that occasionally hit there as well. I sympathise with that indescribable moment of pure, eye watering, living hell 🫂