Intimacy, Sex and Gross: Grunge

Grunge

By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML

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If it is a one-off, forget about it. If it happens regularly, then gently tell him.

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GoogieWithers 23

Friday 20 December 2024 20:25

If it is a one-off, forget about it. If it happens regularly, then gently tell him.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 21 December 2024 0:29

At least you know he wipes his ass.

maverick83 15

Saturday 21 December 2024 4:50

I don't get it. "Babe, you got some toilet paper on your nuts." Not mean, not rude, if a girl I was with pointed that out to me, I'd apologize and clean myself up.