Mucus factory

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I have a cold and need to blow my nose all the time. The problem is that every time I blow my nose, I get a nosebleed. When I breathe through my mouth, I have a coughing fit. So I have to choose between not breathing, coughing up mucus, or blowing blood. FML
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kaijapapaya 0

Choose not breathing.

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alwa7sh 2

Add diarrhea and you have the perfect combination, something coming out of every hole :)

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kiakia0131 23

Coughing up mucus DUH! Unless the blood is going down the back of your throat then I'd opt for the nose bleed.

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Cutlesnap 4

Choose blood! Choose blood! And leave it everywhere!

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mintcar 9

Ugh, I hate having a cold. Mine seems to never go away. FYL.

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talktomandybaby 8

mine too!! i was sick this winter for over a month!!:(

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Cutlesnap 4

I feel obligated to inform you of the existence of urine.

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DocBastard 38

I have to assume you are referring to #11 (something coming out of every hole), and that this comment is misplaced. If so, your comment makes perfect sense. If my assumption is wrong, then you are one seriously disturbed individual.

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happysmartg 5

i'd choose coughing up mucus, you gotta get it out anyways. but get better!

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perdix 29

You ought to quit breathing -- you know what they say: "There will be plenty of time to breathe when you're dead." Oh, wait, or is that "sleep?" You might want to Google that before you take my advice.

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42billybob 5

Go with whatever hurts the least. From the sound of things the cough is the way to go.

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Twilight fans know what they would choose (:

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talktomandybaby 8

im a twilight fan and i would choose nose bleed..but im not going to suck her blood! thats disgusting.

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