Made his mark

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
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SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.

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He just went from man of your dreams to your toilet dreams

I take it he went from the man of your dreams, to the man of your nightmares??

If you're going to have sex soon, maybe you should shower and freshen up?

I guess he's not your Prince Charmin anymore.

dragoongirl90 34

Maybe he had a hard fart or something. Don't ASSume things.