Intimacy Just a prank, bro! - FML

Just a prank, bro!

ilovemymomma - 26/05/2012 07:15 - United States - Hereford

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

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Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Tinder surprise

Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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Easy mistake to make

Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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There's a time and a place

Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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Saturday 26 May 2012 12:18

Clever bastards. The question is, how long did the sexting last?

pinkpixie06 11

Saturday 26 May 2012 12:20

Given the nature of this fml, your name is both sweet and disturbing. :-/

ShazzyMrMe 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:24

Lol! Awesome joke to play!

merimar3 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 7:16

alright I gotta say this. Wincest.

superfire 3

Sunday 27 May 2012 7:24

Dude that sucks hope she didn't sext you back

wally314garcia 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 10:40

Did you not see the conversation history when you pulled up the messaging app, and if you did how could you confuse your mom's conversation with your girlfriend's?

marisadc79 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 10:45

I'd be short a few friends now wow

CastielJ 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 10:51

What really matters, is what did you mom text back?

SomeAnonymousBro 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:27

Some friends, huh? :/

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:16

Nothing that can't be fixed with a quick "damn auto correct!"

notimaginary 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:17

I really wish there was a third button, so you could just lol!

burnsie22 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:36

That's Gross

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