Intimacy Just a prank, bro! - FML

Just a prank, bro!

ilovemymomma - 26/05/2012 07:15 - United States - Hereford

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

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Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Tinder surprise

Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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Easy mistake to make

Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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There's a time and a place

Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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Saturday 26 May 2012 12:18

Clever bastards. The question is, how long did the sexting last?

pinkpixie06 11

Saturday 26 May 2012 12:20

Given the nature of this fml, your name is both sweet and disturbing. :-/

laoxo16 10

Saturday 26 May 2012 21:59

i'm sorry OP, I literally just rofl.

phrenetickane 4

Saturday 26 May 2012 21:59

Few things can make me cringe and lawl at the same time as this. /sympathy

HarleyQuinnFox 10

Saturday 26 May 2012 23:00

lol. epic. fail or win i'm not sure, but epic all the same

Nomosaur 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 23:06

Did she sext back? O.o

desertpunk75 11

Saturday 26 May 2012 23:34

Lol did she reply back ;D

SpunkyPeanuts 1

Saturday 26 May 2012 23:55

Well.. I think I may need to do this to someone. Made my day thanks. Lol.

BrotherTheo 31

Sunday 27 May 2012 0:42

Have we learned the value of locking our phones today folks? I know we have.

darthtrey 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 2:43

That is awesome!

vbmg152 18

Sunday 27 May 2012 2:56

1. Get new friends! 2. You didn't realize you were Sexting your Mom! 3. Shouldn't be Sexting, anyway! 4. Your user name is disturbing considering the FML 5. YDI

rsaffi 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 4:33

How awesome would it be if your number was listed on your mom's cell under your father's name and she actually thought it was him sexting her and started to reply back... :-D

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:55

I think that would be more gross than awesome...

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