I'm awake
meh beard - - Canada - Bowmanville
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Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44
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Close but no cigar
Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26
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Pyrotechnics
Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington
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neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States
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Burning beards sounds like a Viking metal band. But like everyone else said; get a new roomie.
You mean your ex roommate?
Someone who thinks that setting you on fire in your sleep is hilarious might also think dropping knives on you from a staircase is hilarious. Get out quick.
Set fire to their pubes to wake them up.
corky1992
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What a dick roommate.
if he does it again, burn and/or shave his head hair. if that doesn't work, his pubes are still an option
...what was he smoking?
Did he use his mixtape?
It's much faster than shaving. get it ..
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Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.
At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!