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By stinkyhair - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Cyacide 4

Monday 19 December 2011 22:34

At least they didn't push it over too.

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Monday 19 December 2011 22:33

Well that stinks hahaha :P

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gabe_2011 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:13

Hilarious but it woulda pissed me off too lol

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:35

Turd lock?

jcforbes 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:53

Yet another reason I always carry a pocket knife. Would take me much less than an hour to cut the latch out of the puny plastic door.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Tuesday 20 December 2011 2:28

well that stinks, sounds like a shitty day to me...hey, don't feel blue PUNS FTW XD

DPersa7 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 2:34

Sounds like a shitty situation

bshawndes1 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 2:51

At least they didn't tip it.

dansco 24

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:06

Sorry about that but I thought it would be so funny, can I have my padlock back?

raggyone1 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:30

damm ur lucky... haha

polishperson5253 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:39

That was you?!

Kaiiley 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:00

Why were you in a porta potty in he first place?

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:18

Maybe to go to the bathroom? What else do you do in a porta potty?

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