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By stinkyhair - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Cyacide 4

Monday 19 December 2011 22:34

At least they didn't push it over too.

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Monday 19 December 2011 22:33

Well that stinks hahaha :P

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ashleebowen 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:02

Were you watching zoey 101 today? Lol same thing happened...

Tvolsfan325 13

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:18

I refuse to use porta pottys because of all the nasty things I hear about them. That sucks though, I'd be pissed.

brown4lifejot 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:47

Oh the pun in this comment!

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:27

so awful! ?

dirtraceramerica 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:38

be glad they didn't drop a brick down the vent tube into the bottom.

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:39

Holy shit that sucks donkey balls..

MsJoyfull 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:40

At least a horse didn't knock it over.

tabarnak_fml 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:34

A horse?? Is that the only thing that came to your mind?

brown4lifejot 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:49

Bulldozer? Elephant? Fat lady? 20 kids? Airplane?

moose_luver 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:42

Liar!! That was on a zoey 101 episode today! Stop acting like ur life is interesting!

MattJB87 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:49

Lol that's funny

ethanmasters44 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:06

Well ain't that just a shitty situation

maddyyghee 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:12

thats pree crappy

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