Money, Alcohol Teenagers Congratulations, you played yourself

Congratulations, you played yourself

danielle - 23/04/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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Joe - 04/08/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

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Kerrilyn - - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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DerrickUhl - - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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aego56 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:06

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*

ShayDee313 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:03

that's what you get!!!!

RiverRelic 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:22

Note to self: start hanging around liquor stores at lunch so that retard kids hand me money.

boer 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:22

YDI for giving a stranger money. But those limits suck, i'm 18 and so ******* glad the limit here is 16/18.

Sessee 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:22

You - --------0 Guy with your $20 - 1

K3ackA11ack 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:24

luckily, i live in chinese,and since im 13 i can get vodka any time i want because all they care about is making a living suckers :)

ashley_babycakes 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:12

You mean china? LOL well your smart. That's were Chinese people live xD Chinese is the language and race.

lizamaphone 6

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:34

you're** grammar nazi fail.

smump 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:45

You live in Chinese....,

infinity99_fml 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 1:42

Where! Dictation fail

llamalpaca382 13

Monday 2 July 2012 3:42

Clearly their English isn't that good because they aren't from an English speaking country. Shut up.

ancientera 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:17

nay, he's king of the Britain's!

i_like_chicks 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:25

you're stupid haha

Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:25

You just got F'ed in the A! Next time befriend someone older to buy it for you or I dunno, maybe.... DON'T DRINK!!!

lovetoday_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:26

i don't think YDI, but I also don't think this is a FML. underage drinkers get screwed all the time, deal with it.

Vagrarian 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:26

That's what you get for giving a stranger your money.

BigLord 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:27

Minor drinking age here: 16 years old. :) Still, YDI for not bringing a overage friend over to get you the drinks, instead of using a stranger.

secretish 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:31

#12, I may be a jackass, but I at the very least I dont get caught hanging around liquor stores in the hope that someone will actually buy alcohol for me and not steal my money.