Love and Wanker: Today, I got caught absent-mindedly fondling my knob in front...

By Ovie - 25/07/2019 22:00

Today, I got caught absent-mindedly fondling my knob in front of Love Island. FML

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 26 July 2019 1:19

uk or US version?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 27 July 2019 2:39

He said "knob", and that's a Brit thing. I want to know why he was jacking it to trash reality TV, and who caught him.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 26 July 2019 1:19

uk or US version?

Alan 56

Friday 26 July 2019 7:09

The username is Ovie, so I'm guessing the UK version (not sure I can check the IP address!).

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 27 July 2019 2:39

He said "knob", and that's a Brit thing. I want to know why he was jacking it to trash reality TV, and who caught him.

Late For Breakfast 19

Monday 29 July 2019 5:01

Here it's a Bikini shop...

samomaha 17

Saturday 27 July 2019 17:40

That's not so much an FML as it an FMySelf!

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