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Because reasons

By Off_Road - 04/06/2014 19:30 - United States - North Pole

Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML

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rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 5 June 2014 7:38

A sane police officer would give him a ticket anyways for reckless driving.

chrisstanford 10

Thursday 5 June 2014 7:37

Filthy pigs. I didn't know I was speeding but I get a ticket

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:55

That's illegal. Some cops don't care.

SexyMexi21 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:55

That might have been me. lol

marthamydear23 9

Tuesday 1 August 2017 16:02

I would have had a heart attack!

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