Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Me - 11/11/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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Ainarr 29

Tuesday 1 January 2019 23:39

fml is going downhill. this doesn’t even look moderated anymore. this formatting looks awful. what is this.

Anthony Wilham Ray Reed 2

Tuesday 1 January 2019 20:18

did you get his plates.

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Anthony Wilham Ray Reed 2

Tuesday 1 January 2019 20:18

did you get his plates.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 1 January 2019 23:11

I had that happen to me. I pulled over she drove off. I then spotted her parked in a side street in front of another vehicle. When I pulled up she tried the whole "it was not safe to stop there" schtick (I had pulled off the road) and I queried why she stopped down a side street having passed multiple safe places to stop? Turns out she was driving in slip-on sandals and her foot had slipped and the car went into mine and apparently, a pushed in rear end of a car was no damage. My dash cam also had caught her number plate so if she had gotten away I could have reported her as leaving the scene of an accident.

Ainarr 29

Tuesday 1 January 2019 23:39

fml is going downhill. this doesn’t even look moderated anymore. this formatting looks awful. what is this.

Ladisa 28

Wednesday 2 January 2019 1:14

Absolutely. What is going on?

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 2 January 2019 8:12

A lot of them look like the ones which used to get on the "worst FML of the week".

kazekai8 11

Wednesday 2 January 2019 20:10

Time to geta dashcam it helps alot

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