Weird, Creepy Animals Alas, poor Kermit

Alas, poor Kermit

W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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Anonymous - 09/09/2010 01:33 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2018 19:00

Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML

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Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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hantavirus - - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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It's for science!

Ana - 19/10/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML

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Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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Nightwing98 22

Friday 9 August 2013 19:31

Look at the bright side, now you can have frog legs for dinner!

jaysvn 2

Friday 9 August 2013 19:40

it may have kermitted suicide.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 9 August 2013 23:12

It looks like you slept walk or your trusty best friend with four legs put it there...if you have one...if not..,it could have hopped in then died there...many possible things could have happened...

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 9 August 2013 23:38

Yes, and actually one possible thing DID happen. So...?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 10 August 2013 1:22

We'll never know until OP tells us his idea...

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Friday 9 August 2013 23:40

atleast it wasn't inside your shampoo haha know true FML fans would get this

LithFlavored 10

Saturday 10 August 2013 0:02

It took you a week to discover a frog carcass in your fridge?

pinguino3669_fml 23

Saturday 10 August 2013 0:18

Maybe you have a family member who likes to scare people with dead frogs.

DividableByZero 11

Saturday 10 August 2013 0:47

It was me...

Nick_Le_Geek 10

Saturday 10 August 2013 1:26

You must not've been very hoppy to find this.

pedinhuh 23

Saturday 10 August 2013 1:28

I hope that was a prank!!

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 1:28

Frog a la cold!

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:05

The frog was clearly into cryogenics and hopped in there hoping that he/she could be revived in 10+ years and cured of its horrible disease... Or, another frog told it to chill out and it took them too literally...