Embarrassing, Sports and Awkward: Power move

Power move

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

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Sunday 8 October 2023 21:37

Is he like a father figure to you?

RichardPencil 30

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Maybe he'll spank you in the ring, or anywhere else you deserve it ;)

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 October 2023 21:12

Maybe he'll spank you in the ring, or anywhere else you deserve it ;)

cuz803 44

Sunday 8 October 2023 21:37

Is he like a father figure to you?

Battousai124 8

Monday 9 October 2023 15:47

I would take that as a compliment, means he makes you feel safe and protected.

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