By frustrated - 05/08/2009 20:30 - Ireland
The Top
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By FlyingFist - 04/12/2012 00:38 - United States
Relationships sink
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By AtLeastIPassed - 22/08/2018 14:30 - Canada - Berwick
Sharing is caring
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Protection
By Anonymous - 03/07/2020 08:01
Snek
By soon to be divorced - 24/10/2013 20:06 - United States
Sketchy
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By toot_toot_turtle - 17/03/2016 03:41 - United States - Monroe
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Post-it time
By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 18:00
By sakat38 - 14/03/2016 04:39 - Japan
sakat38 tells us more.
OP here. Idk how to get the op tag. I'm an American in Japan. I wasn't expecting a gift and really didn't care about today being White day until the coworker, an American who overseas everyone, came into our office and handed out gifts in front of everyone. Then because one of the Americans in our office didn't know what white day was, he explained that out of all the Americans sitting there, I would have been the only one to get a gift on White Day because I'm the only female, then walked out of the office. I think it's just the hormones that are causing this to be bigger then it should be. I've never cared about Valentine's Day before. I did buy my own chocolate when I got off work.
Dirty mind
By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg
By Anonymous - 06/03/2016 18:49 - United States - Atwater
By Dat_Class_Tho - 03/03/2016 23:33 - United States - Atwater
Dat_Class_Tho tells us more.
Hi there, this is the author. I've never commented on my own fml before, so please forgive me if I'm doing it wrong. Here are some details that might clear up some confusion I'm seeing in the comments: The HR manager of the potential employer is the one who told me that I was over qualified and that having a familial or romantic relationship with another employee was against their policy. This discussion was during my 2nd call back interview. Getting a 2nd call back had really gotten my hopes up so the bad news had a little extra salt in the wound. She was extremely nice about it though. She explained that the only real concern was the appearance of favoritism, as several of you guessed. She went so far as to recommend other companies/agencies in the area that would value my skills. I asked her if these other companies had similar "no family" policies, as I recognized every name on the list to be one of my family members' employers. She said that she was pretty sure they did have the same policy, and that maybe it would be best if I waited until I was married so that my last name would change and no longer raise a red flag. She said that as long as the question was never asked, I wouldn't have to disclose my family ties. I don't want to just sit around waiting for marriage. I enjoy contributing equally to the finances and go stir crazy with nothing to do. Also, we haven't settled on a date so I don't even know when the wedding will be, or even if we will be able to afford it if I don't find a source of income comparable to my last job. I need to find something soon and I'm still applying everywhere even if my family works there, but the odds are not in my favor. Thank you to anyone who wished me luck with my job search, I appreciate it.
By Nickki - 14/10/2012 14:57 - United States
Please, apologize
By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase
Boozehound
By I get the hint - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00
Glued
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By barbieissocute - 01/02/2016 03:27 - United States - Elizabethtown
Great timing
By fartmaster - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg
By Pandafriend - 24/01/2016 18:42 - Mexico - Mexico
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Op here! This is my first FML and I'm happy it got posted :) To answer some of your questions. How does a sunroof get stolen? I have no idea, but these Mexican thieves tend to be very creative, and quite handy by the looks of it. I guess they stole it because it's an expensive car piece, but the jokes on them because it has a serial number and technically if they try to sell it they could go to jail (if the correct laws were to be applied). But maybe they just sell it as scrap glass. And on the bright side I'm really glad they only stole the sunroof and not the whole car, and they didn't take anything from inside either, I was worried they might have taken any car papers but luckily they didn't. And the reason why I haven't gone out in such a long time, is because I didn't use to enjoy it, every time I went out I didn't have any fun, and also I find it very hard to maintain a conversation with friends let alone a stranger, and I like staying at home reading or here in FML. I was actually amazed about the fun I had. But if I go out more often now, I'm making a note to myself to never park in the street and always leave it with a valet parking.( Although a valet parking once stole my spare tire, but I didn't notice until I needed it, much after).
Leave me be
By hipster glasses - 16/08/2013 11:08 - United States
Rare insults corner
By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham
By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 01:54
swervelol tells us more.
Wow two FML's in a row its been a rough few weeks! This was my FML, (not sure why FML has been so buggy and not showing me as the OP on either of mine) thanks for the concern guys!! I'm doing alright now, and I'd like to clarify for the FML. I don't usually get sick ever but turns out I was severely dehydrated and the blood couldn't rush to my head it was causing me to black out and seize and it was pretty terrifying. It had happened early in the morning and I'm up before my mom is for work so she was still asleep when I stumbled in for help. She thought that I just wanted her to let me stay home from school because I was sick and didn't really give it any second thought and I got so weak I fell down and couldn't get up from the floor. Somehow I made it back to my bed and blacked out again and my mom left for work she said apparently I was nearly unresponsive because I couldn't open my eyes or speak coherently when she tried talking to me. A few hours later though she managed to wake me up with a phone call saying she felt terrible that she left me home alone and was coming back to bring me to the hospital. The hospital staff were not happy that I wasn't drinking enough water, and I was a little angry that I was there because I felt alright after I woke up again and I didn't like the way they treated me like some delicate flower. So live and learn I guess my mom won't be sleeping the next time I'm sick haha.
Because of him
By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00
Keywords
I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D: