DJ Perfectionist
By ImOverHere - 02/09/2012 16:56 - United States - Whitehouse
By ImOverHere - 02/09/2012 16:56 - United States - Whitehouse
By smallfrie32 - 23/11/2010 05:22
By unfortunate - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia
By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom
By MakeItMaaco - 11/07/2011 17:56 - United States
By helenablitz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 15:33 - United States
By haqL - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Queretaro
By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States
By snidpea - 31/01/2010 17:07 - France
By tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States
By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe
By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul
By hi_im_ughlee - 05/11/2015 03:36
By kalleylynn - 08/06/2013 06:38 - United States - Steward
Hey in totally glad they can still do that shit.. Just not while they are staying at my house, in my parents bed...
By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa
By lookbothways - 06/10/2010 00:38 - United States
I'm the OP - just to let you know, I'm a young girl in my 20's, so I generally try to be careful in high crime areas. If that makes me a bad person, then okay. I was crossing the street from one side, and the road curved so I couldn't see the car coming. The guy was on the other side of the road. I'm fine now, I was only in the hospital for a couple of hours, broken leg and a couple of stitches.
By wakinginvegas87 - 05/09/2010 15:49 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg
By Not_High - 23/03/2012 06:18 - Canada - White Rock
For everyone wondering, there were multiple teachers who accused me. Then they proceeded to contact my parents on account of my 'strange behavior'
By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 15:14 - United States
By notcool - 15/09/2009 19:45 - United States
By swarm20 - 05/02/2013 05:24 - United States - Mankato
By CheeseMonsters - 24/01/2010 12:28 - United Kingdom
By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany
By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley
By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States
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Hey, guys! I'm OP. I'm glad most of you are supportive about this! Charges have been filed and he will be sued for all damages. He actually did break in, and he broke all the windows and doors, smashed all the lights and mirrors, took a hammer to the brick outside and the walls inside, and destroyed my deck. I had mini cameras installed to make sure no one would steal anything while the house was still being worked on, so I've got irrefutable proof that it was him and slowly but surely he will be brought down.