By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada
The Top
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Hilarious
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By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27
Classic FML
By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha
Keep your wits about you
By Rawr - 30/12/2009 01:05 - United States
Gotcha!
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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States
Nice deflection
By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista
By KDM - 05/02/2012 19:39 - Australia
By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States
Flummoxed
By shellie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Reserved
When the rain comes
By Soaked - 31/07/2009 17:21 - United States
Who goes there?
By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal
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By AussieG75 - 07/05/2013 14:18 - United States - Lakewood
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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam
Not so secret anymore
By Lovenotes - 17/10/2009 23:05 - United States
By mattrd - 13/02/2013 21:01 - United States
mattrd_fml tells us more.
By sucksforme - 12/09/2009 00:40 - United States
By Loser - 17/03/2010 04:41 - Canada
Whodunnit
By emily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Stripes_And_Dots - 14/09/2013 06:26 - Australia - Langley
Stripes_And_Dots tells us more.
Firstly, I'm not insane or anything. I have chronic depression and very negative self-esteem. I was talking to her over facebook, so she didn't see me have a flip out. I actually have quite a few friends, but since finishing high school last year everyone is so busy working or at university that we rarely have any time to hang out. I had three friends in high school who I was especially close to and two of them pretty much shut me off. For about a year now every time I've asked them to hang out they've said no, one of the blatantly lies about being busy or tired because she just can't be bothered. The other one, the one I asked, has moved out of home and has been struggling to pay rent and bills, so she's been working lots. I'm so used to hearing them say no, that when she said yes it shocked me and I didn't know how to react - hence triggering the panic attack. Once I'd calmed down I was excited and we're going to have lunch on Monday :)
Benched
By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States
By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne
By Sarah - 12/06/2012 16:59 - United States - Pipersville
Haute cuisine
By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States
By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom
Keywords
OP here. First off, I am a father. Not a mother. lol. for everyone who wonders how this could happen, I should have put the baby powder back in his diaper caddy, but for some reason I didn't. I have no reason just forgot I guess. And sometime during me preparing his lunch he went to his room grabbed it off his changing table and powdered the house until it was empty and longer any use to him. He is quick! I wish I had eyes on the back of my head. Thanks for all the people who were understanding.