Where am I?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Dungen
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Dungen
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By sadface - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States
Could have been playing angry birds instead
need more shut eye?
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
multitasking... I like it.
Sounds like you have a shitty day.
Who hasn't fallen asleep on the toilet at least once?
wow, my husband does that too. he doesn't get paid hourly though.
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I smell something and it's not a promotion
Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .