What is wrong with my brain?

slickrick22 - - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
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DrMime 10

Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.

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yealcocer 0

THANKS!! now I'm craving some....

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Dramori 29

Still waiting for an "would you like some extra cream in that coffee" joke... Anyone?

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Akharr01 5

Mann, i remember when....... Oh nevermind!

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agreedtodisagree 4

I can't get mind off **** and pussy. Lucky u!

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Foxy_On_Fire 21

I now how you feel I work at waffle house and dream of waffles. I even had a sex dream about them.

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missmakeup_fml 3

You work at a Starbucks too, don't ya?! I haven't had an espresso machine in a dream but I have had nightmares centered around idiotic customers...and somehow there is always a timer going off too through the entire thing. I kinda hate my job. Just a little. Maybe. Yeah.

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smilelynzi 5

I dream about hearing timers and drive thru dings all the time, but I don't hate my job at Starbucks... I actually quite love my job...

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vatoloco88 0

Look, it's hard at first to imagine having a meaningful relationship with a home appliance, but I'll tell ya', Ive been having a fling with my microwave for a little over a month now, and it's literaly been hot!!! That damn microwave knows how to turn me on... ;-)

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