Miscellaneous, Friends, Ghosting, Birthday, Weird and Mysterious: What did I do wrong? - FML

What did I do wrong?

By Anonymous - 15/06/2026 09:00 - United States - Augusta

Today, after wishing my closest friend a happy birthday yesterday, he ghosted me without saying anything. FML

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ellenness 14

Monday 15 June 2026 9:53

it's been a day and it was his birthday, he was just busy surely?! it can't be ghosting after a day, it's not even a missing person at this stage

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ellenness 14

Monday 15 June 2026 9:53

it's been a day and it was his birthday, he was just busy surely?! it can't be ghosting after a day, it's not even a missing person at this stage

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