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Anonymous - - United States - Boston

Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML
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isabelf 17

your boyfriend sounds like he has some very odd fetishes...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Just start start talking like Jabba the Hutt, I think he'll understand then...

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rachangie 19

Why not do bondage Leia style? What's wrong with that?

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TheSwegMaster69 11

Because it will end in death, have you not seen Star Wars?

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Vagitarian1 10

y I DoghQo'!!!! Translation - Don't be silly.

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Vagitarian1 10

y IDogh Qo!!! Translation - Don't be silly.

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shanebob 15

If you read the FML, it clearly says that she didn't...

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isabelf 17

your boyfriend sounds like he has some very odd fetishes...

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almightyteapot 8

Aren't all fetishes a bit on the stranger side? They all kind of vary between 'ehh, that's a bit weird, but oh well, what ever floats your little boat' and 'holy macaroni, there is definitely something wrong with you, let me just call an exorcist real quick'

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isabelf 17

not all fetishes, such as fishnets or blonde hair fetishes, etc.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken. Know the limits, play within it.

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onlychildFTW 33

Well Klingons are known for their rough sex. He must like being rough.

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LizReszke 11

I say this on the moderation list and said yes, and now it got posted. Sweet.

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Enslaved 36

Hey, I also get happy when I moderate FMLs and they get posted. I feel that I'm helping by doing a small part to keep this site great.(: Good for you #3 Way too many people like keeping others down when they say positive things.

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BBeffedmylife 28

41 and 43, I always love to see your comments! Love your positivity!

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metalcrazed 21

Not really,the ones I vote yes on are hardly every posted even though they sound realistic and are relatable. I think that person is right to be happy.

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liffagain 16

Or... he could teach you some naughty Klingon :P

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woainishamu 21

Learn from the guy in the movie Daddy Daycare.

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kinky44 28

Step 1: Learn Klingon Step 2: Talk to boyfriend Step 3: ?????? Step 4: Profit

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marcranger 28

"Profit" would be more of a Ferengi thing.

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clemsi 20

instructions unclear, leg stuck in garbage disposal

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metalcrazed 21

Not really if he gets so upset over minor things it may be best for her to move on.

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Earths_Venus 25

Didn't know you could get something that small stuck in a ceiling fan...

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gunda95 11

YDI, mIw vIlIj, 'ej wej tlhIngan vISov Translated: YDI, for not knowing Klingon

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domolovesyoshi 33

yeah because everyone knows klingon, that's something they should have talked about before they got intimate

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gunda95 11

LOOL, I'm not into Star Trek.. Bing translator also translates to Klingon.

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_purepxrcelain_ 6

MAYBE some people just want a normal relationship, not some bullshit language.

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alex_622 22

Guess you'll be learning Klingon instead of Spanish now

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Michael2687 9

You need a new man.

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