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Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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Show, don't tell

Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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Good job

Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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Pride and joy

Anonymous - 07/11/2025 00:00

Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML

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I just can't hide it

doomeddaddy - - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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Potty drama

NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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Anonymous - 10/02/2015 04:12 - United States

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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A little treat

AdoKitty - - United States - Redlands

Today, the 4 year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl." Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

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Disgruntled - 16/03/2016 12:01 - United States - East Lansing

Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML

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Thursday 30 September 2010 1:40

Was she watching a boy potty training? Next she'll be asking where her "peanut" went. You've got a future gender bender on your hands.

fmlwinnn 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:36

wow...

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:40

Was she watching a boy potty training? Next she'll be asking where her "peanut" went. You've got a future gender bender on your hands.

mattman1994 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:26

haha. nice

FaberDriveLuv 5

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:40

Lmao, she's just learning....it's not that bad

perdix 29

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:41

I'll bet you that detail was covered in the second half of the movie. You should have checked RunPee.com to find out what part of the movies was OK to miss.

CoolAsian 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:42

lol

mahimalil 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:44

sesame street fails !!!

peacelovekat 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:45

so confused...

LeoFML 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 3:00

Googleing pictures: You're doing it right.

spidermonke 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 3:02

cute: maybe skinny: looks like it cool: doubted :P mosquito bites: YES.  grabbin whatcha aint got aint cool.

JimmySullivan 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 7:32

Hahaha

EmoOrange 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:49

Awwwww! that's so adorable!! lol.

zp5 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:51

Elmo teaches kids to pee on their toilet! what's next? :D

AudaciouslyInsan 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:57

Elmo teaching them where the knives in the kitchen are at and how to get to them... Then we have bigger problems than pee on the bathroom floor. :D

zp5 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:16

wait until he teaches kids about DRUGS and GUNS :D

AudaciouslyInsan 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:28

Oh boy! What a day that will be! One day, Elmo shall have a minion of evil children! :D One day...

zp5 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:36

*BOOM* oh. a little kid just shot another little kid.... that was awfully quick.... *BOOM BOOM BOOM* oh god...

AudaciouslyInsan 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:39

I'm guessing it was Elmo's racism episode...

zp5 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:44

*little black kids are calling each other ni**ers and take out assault rifles* SHIT!!!!! *chk chk* OH GOD ONE IS DRUNK AND HAS A SHOTGUN!!! OH SHIT THEIR IN MY..--chchchchchchchchchch<---(like a tv that's lagging)