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By Firewielder - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Midland
By Firewielder - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Midland
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By Moving On - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By crinitis - 28/01/2016 16:05 - Canada - Ancaster
You're getting married on a Tuesday? Because surely there's no jury duty on a weekend.
Well it could be worse, the only reason my parents want me to stay with them, is because I do all the housecleaning and because I can't say "NO" if they ask me for money... So just be glad to have a free bed to sleep and warm meals everyday! Cheer up OP! :)
I really need you to come clean my house top to bottom every week. I'll let you pick the day, but it needs to be done. You'll be paid in Snickers bars.
Tarlachia I'll take you up on that offer! Are they king sized or regular?
Well to be fair, the child tax credit did drop down from $3000+ to $1000 for the first child and even less for any other children after the first. So, there's not much incentive anymore. But, it's still an extra grand at the least. One day, you'll understand it from their perspective. In the meantime, do as you wish. No one is forcing you to move back in.
Well aslong as the cable and Internet are free who cares about the reason
Agreed! Cable and Internet are insanely expensive now a days.
Hi! I'm OP, I am so excited this got posted!!!! Just so people don't take this seriously, this is a long standing joke between my parents and my siblings whenever we get into an argument.
take it easy...
If it is a joke, why the FML???
You better ask them for a portion (if not all) of your refund because that's pretty dispicable.
Sure, but if OP is over 18, i could understand them charging rent
OP Birth Date : Wednesday 23 July 1997 (17 years) nope, still a student, and likely fully financially dependent on their parents. Im not counting movies / play money if they have a job, but kids are expensive.
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Are you complaining about a free bed to sleep on, enjoy it while you can
"As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house." -George Lopez