Health: Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a...

By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

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By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:43

Oh, the irony

Thisismypchere 8

Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:42

Sounds like it worked perfectly.

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RokNRoll11 9

Thursday 5 July 2012 6:34

Gee I think a black cat already crossed your path before that ladder came up.

SAgirl 13

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:20

Be greatful your not dead you dumbass.

SAgirl 13

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:22

you're*

racch98 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:28

One simply does not deserve to get hit by a car. Although OP should have been more cautious.

AlexFallenAngel 2

Thursday 5 July 2012 13:44

Bad Luck Brian can relate to this story.

Blue_berry_594 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 16:16

Hey just be grateful you'll alive to write this FML

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 5 July 2012 19:39

This made my day

lastrael 3

Thursday 5 July 2012 21:10

Should have just gone under that ladder. I've walked under plenty, & I' fine.

WinterFirefly 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 21:38

Irony much?

I_dont_exist 5

Friday 6 July 2012 1:00

God hates you rofl

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