Animals: Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried...

By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Michael - 24/02/2024 18:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, after training for 3 months for a marathon, three weeks from race day I tripped and fell during my last long run and cracked a rib, so I took ten painful days off. I decided to go try a short run to see if maybe I could still try the race, and got attacked by a German Shepard. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By AvengdSevenfold - 24/08/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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You deserved it 2 639

Running

By fmrunning - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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You deserved it 4 615

By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 2 934

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By No way, dog - 01/10/2025 00:00

Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML

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You deserved it 88

Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML

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You deserved it 3 053

arela 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:34

you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI

BB_baby 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

"i tried to impress" any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha

Comments

RandomFool 5

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:55

These " knocked unconscious" FMLs are getting old very quickly.

marycjones 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:36

Who the hell randomly sprints on the street? I don't know ANYone who "sprints" for exercise on a regular street. You're a dumbass.

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:48

YDI for losing to a Jeep. Pussy.

Katlynnnn 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:05

Oooh, I'm going to impress this guys by sprinting!

strawberryswirl 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:40

"I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys ..." Automatic YDI. Right up there with "I was eating lunch naked watching ****" and "I put my hamster down my pants for fun".

Taubin 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:25

is the dog ok? He didn't run off did he?

bragly 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:48

Ha ha ha u are dumb

R3nesmee 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:04

Yeah, not the smartest thing. But I agree

HteaXtrainC 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 7:39

I feel SOOOOOOOO bad for you. haha. I've had those monents. I mean... w/o the knocking out part, but still bad.

CassandraBear93 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:09

OMG was the dog okay!? i love german shepherds, you should have just let your dog go in their direction and then chase after him like in the movies, that way you can start a conversation about your kick-ass dog and how its bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter than most other breeds, and you can probably end up being asked for your number...this makes me sad that my geman shepherd died =[