NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
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Inked0803 12

The birds present to you on your wedding day.

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twinkiefeets 17

Your wedding party couldn't hand you a tissue? Your maid of honor sucks.

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mameburgess 7

a bird pooping on you is supposed to be considered good luck.

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Brainnnnz 19

I really don't think anyone would have minded if you cleaned yourself up... I'm sure there was at least one crying woman attending that had a spare tissue.

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mr_jack_meoff 5

Ok, today was your wedding day and you are on FML, I don't think your marriage is built for the long haul. Bird poop will be the lasting memory of your nuptials .

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JitzKing 8

It's good luck! Plus, the bird loves your chest as much as your husband does!

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JitzKing 8

The fact that you didn't wipe if off, your husband is now thinking he could give you a present of his own...Cleveland steamer...

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TheModernPatriot 14

That is too awesome!

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Mightytall 35

How on earth did you not ask someone to find you a damn hankie to clean the poop off? Shit happens, then you deal with it. Just standing there letting the poop ruin your perfect moment? YDI

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