NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
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fancyturdhat 11

birdie birdie in the sky. why'd you do that to my ... ****...?

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Rick1969 6

Sorry newbride, but i couldn't help but laugh at your predicament. lol

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sassy2085 16

It is good luck to be left a present from a bird. It could be worse and dribbled down your hair.

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nicholasj96 9

Because nobody had a tissue you could borrow

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Coeliacchic93 21

Well you got your something new :) And very unexpected at that. Congrats on getting married :D

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TheWorldGreatest 8

I thought if you got shit on , that was good luck! Great luck on your marriage

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