By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
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paperfox_fml 0

For ****'s sake. Some people just sweat a lot. That's all. It doesn't mean they don't wear deodorant, it doesn't mean they don't wear anti-perspirant, it doesn't mean they buy cheap versions of the aforementioned toiletries, it just means they got unlucky with the genes and sweat a lot more than other people. Grow up and accept that not everyone's body is the same, you silly people.

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captainobvious07 0

awe damn dude that sucks. i sweat like that a lot too.. nervous tick. i just wear a lot of black and white shirts to cover it up. makes life kinda simple..everything matches!!

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anoymousjoe 0

that sucks floppy donkey dick so i agree that your life is ******. but since you dont put on Right Guard or other deodorant YDI. Look at the bright side, you won 5 awards that you can be proud of forever

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Blue0ctane 0

Proud of forever? Come on, it's a high school awards ceremony. It's not like she's getting the Nobel Prize in Literature.

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JulzKay 0

SO? Does it matter if they're high-school awards? They still look good on a resume. Don't be so arrogant.

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RJB 0

she could be a dumbass and could have won the "Most Outgoing" "Best in Special Ed Classes" "Most Creative" lol We had those in our school,I got the Honor Society award I am proud of that for my whole life.

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PsychoX 0

If you do badly enough in college that you feel it necessary to put your high school awards on your resume, FYL, FYL, FYL.

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Lillias_fml 19

If she had won "Miss Outgoing", I am pretty sure she wouldn't be sweating that much..

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spitfireparade 0

Hahaha! How embarrassing. At least you won those awards though, which is probably more than the people who were laughing at you can say!

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sikanderimran 0

But pit stains on girls are kinda sexy.

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HanaFML 10

Yes because being sweaty and smelly is ever so sexy. -.-

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lakeylove 0

damnnnn! that's mean. how is that funny? it would be funny if your buttcrack was showing or if. u had a poostain on ur butt

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aback 4

If you're in a situation like that again, wear dress shields. There's surgery for it, too, but I don't suppose you've got the spare bucks lying around.

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chimmy 0

i doubt they were laughing at your pit stains, since thats not funny at all. (not funny enough to get progressively louder, anyways)

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Nightfallz 0

YDI. they make deoderant and anti-persperant for a reason

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wbrycem 0

None of the deodorants I have ever owned have stopped me from sweating. I don't know where you're pulling these statements from. P.S. I don't buy my deodorant at the dollar store.

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bibliobhulabalo 3

Not everyone's body chemistry is the same. None of those work on me and there's simply nothing I can do about it. To OP: If you have the same problem as me, try Certain Dri. I can't use it since I'm allergic, but it's the strongest antiperspirant you can get without a prescription. It works like magic.

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yep_me_again 0

I have really skinny friends who get pit stains too. I'm much bigger than they are, and I don't get pit stains.

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Kitty34_fml 0

Pretty much all deoderants and anti-persperants stop you from getting pit stains.. unless you buy them from the dollar store or something. Anyone who goes out of the house in the summer without it is just asking for this kind of thing.

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Brennaa69 5

Actually, some people have more serious cases of sweating than others that even drug store anti- sweating deodorant can't help. There's a medical term for it, but I'm not sure what it's called. But, theres still the factor that 400 people were all crammed into a auditorium which obviously was hot. But eh, who knows. At least OP won 5 awards like a boss. :p

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