By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

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curt194 10

Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

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born_hustla 26

Whatever helps! I would love to know tho

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jordanlite 16

You had to sing a song in your head to remember 8 things? FYI, you're an idiot.

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imbedderdenu 23

I use what Screech from saved by the bell said mvemsnup lol it was in an episode and I have remembered it like that ever since

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picturescrazy 24

I have to sing the one from Blue's Clues to get them in the proper order :)

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jpchavez97 29

I use the song Josh sang on Drake and Josh XD

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suckitstyles 11

TELL US THE SONG

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worldclassrager 39

It's one way to know them or you could just make an acronym for them...

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pugpuggy 21

Is it Venus? "Neptune, go, now serve Pluto!" I love that song :P

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