Love: Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 09:35 - Australia

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

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Thermoregulation wars

By NoCirculation - 24/11/2020 14:03 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Friday 16 December 2011 23:41

Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Friday 16 December 2011 23:42

You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm

Comments

tootsie68 22

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:19

your boyfriend is apparently a tad bit too blunt

laynie09 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:33

uhm yeh your bfs a douche , &you dont gotta shave , jus find you a hippie (: ! good luck !

lovefml987 1

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:39

1- there is a big difference in not shaving for 2-4 days and not shaving for 2 or more wks Any longer then 4 days is nasty 2- Get a new bf

thewife5 19

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:27

4 days.. Some girls have long ass leg hair in 4 days.. Some have hardly none.. So your statement only applies to.. You.

SlaveToRetail 10

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:38

I haven't shaved my legs in two months. Come winter, I'm wearing ankle-length leggings or long jeans so I couldn't care less about body hair. Problem? (Except armpit hair. That itches like HELL if you go even a day without shaving.)