By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm

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dmac843 2

Next time he wants sex let him know "Your overworked right hand should be able to take care if that."

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structuredchaoz 4

You should tell him that when he needs his dick sucked, from now on he can use his big mouth.

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argybargy 3

Agreed. Dump his big mouth -- you can do so much better.

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jebac801 0

Well shave them then come stay at my house

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brick_man33 14

maybe if you rub your hairy legs together fast enough, you can start a fire for warmth.

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AndieAvacado 0

need to dump that douche OP

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Maverick5189 3

Here's an idea. Shave ur legs then u can come over!

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

You should still go to his house, and be all like "ITS CHEWBACAAAAA"

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