By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
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Nickb55 16

That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

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Stephers_ 21

Omg that's horrible. Why would she do such a thing?! What happened after?

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Obediah14 13

Well...I guess old people need to have fun too. So, respectfully, they act like twelve-year-olds. Seems legit.

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jroxs13 4

Um, I think the odds of him actually choking to death are extremely low.

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Ninja_cookies 4

#109 yes, this is probably true, however the illustrated fmls are very rarely to be taken seriously.

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ken12345678910 5

I'd punch that bitch

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kwazywabbit 9

This world worries me...

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MamaWohlffe 8

Things like this are why I never fall asleep on public transit. Even while on Amtrak or Greyhound, I don't tend to sleep well, if at all, and only if I have someone with me, so we can take shifts. I'm paranoid, but for good reason.

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das_shizzle 16

Or pick something up and throw it back.

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jo71027 4

Well your stomach acids can comfortably digest razor blades... so as long as they went down the food tube it's all good! If not... well you're screwed

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