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allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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anonymous - - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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Foreshadowing

JB. - - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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Alex - 05/02/2016 22:55 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

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Deal or no deal?

toughlove - - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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Sounds promising

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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Secret

Anonymous - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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Bridezilla

NotBridezilla - - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL

Maze600 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:19

you should have kept the pimp hand strong xD

dacman48 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:21

yeah, the star wars dvds are rather embarrassing, but wtfhs wrong with the video games?

soozin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:32

O_o. THis sounds REALLY fake... Its just too dramatic.

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:43

How can you be slightly upset? I would have killed the bitch! That's ******* terrible! FYL

amira101 20

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:48

well.. all i gotta say is she married the wrong person.... maybe she was high and thought you were the friend.... plus wouldn't you have known who your friend was dating?? well at least you stuck with her for nine years and shes a HOE... sorry man

ky_stone22 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:49

uhh, no offence, but...so? yeah, it sucks that your parents forgot your birthday for two straight years, but...this is someone else's FML(yes, it is definately an FML). you can post your own.

Peaches21 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:50

Oh wow, what a little *****. That sucks, FYL. Well at least you don't have to waste any more time with her. Hope you find a girl that's not a *****[kinda hard to find] and a true best friend.

bitten09 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 5:34

Wow #71 not all girls are ******. OP---this reallllly sucks! I hope you kicked her ass out and beat the shit out of your so-called "best friend". FYL.

bubblybrooke 12

Thursday 30 July 2009 5:37

ok. to all the idiots that can't recognize sarcasm, HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC. I'm freakin 14 and I know this, you guys must be suuuch geniuses to not :-/ OP- that sucks. she's a bitch. dump her sorry ass and find a nice, normal girl. :)