By Anonymous - 07/04/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
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loller27 6

dude what did you think it meant

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

You need to learn your sandwiches sir! Haha

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mintcar 9

It's BLT, not BAN. Probably would've been best if you had called her whilst at the store. In any case, you're pretty stupid for this one.

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kshafer08 7

Are you American?

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hahayourmom101 5

banana lettuce tums???

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perdix 29

While a BAN doesn't sound great at first blush, when the napkin absorbs the bacon grease, the dining experience is sublime.

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Parkhurst51 1

Avocados and lettuce are both green and there were pictures of tomatoes on the napkin. Very simple mistake could happen to anyone

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BaconBoy75 2

At least you remembered the bacon, which is the most important part. And hey, avocado is great!

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hahayourmom101 5

Disregard my comment I thought it said they had gotten lettuce

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SadIife 6

I face palmed myself do hard in the face that I left a marking.

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