By James - 12/08/2011 07:54 - United States

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Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML
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spd2fst4u 5

I think I'd have him arrested.

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jadengtfo 0

Undress him in his sleep and draw on him with sharpie!

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Kammasaurus_Sex 7

Wow, you guys must be real close, if he thinks that you two would be all right after just a couple of days. :/

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Ugi 26

Yes, 39 - my money is also on deranged.

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zacharytk72 5

Hahahahaha what an awesome friend :) you should undress his girlfriend in her sleep and show him how creepy it is.

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Dalliance 4

Don't you think if he had a girlfriend he wouldn't be doing things like this?

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bthomas0319 2

Obviously he doesn't have one..

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bullrider92 19

He can't get a girlfriend so he assaults them while they are asleep.

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bthomas0319 2

What he didn't want to tell you is she actually woke up and thought it was you so she let him touch some of her lady parts(;

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enonymous 8

You need to quit picking up random chicks and chloroforming them

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8sq 13

He's a creeper. You should find a new roommate.

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AubreasLuv 1

he can't find a girl so he has to look at yours? I know it's not as good but can't he just watch some **** or something?? god damn...

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Waltman217 0

This man plastic black ops too much haha

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