Today, My partner was having some banter with a mutual friend.... - FML

Anonymous - 30/12/2019 12:03 - Australia - South Morang

Today, My partner was having some banter with a mutual friend. I jokingly said "get a room you two" so he cheated on me with her. FML

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Monday 30 December 2019 17:52

That's Bullshit. I hope you left him.

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Monday 30 December 2019 17:52

That's Bullshit. I hope you left him.

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