Miscellaneous: Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost...

By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 06:55 - United States - Evansville

Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML

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By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML

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By bad sis sad sis - 24/09/2020 02:01

Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 00:30

Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML

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By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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Monday 3 December 2012 3:35

Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.

kotana191 8

Monday 3 December 2012 3:39

usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....

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KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 3 December 2012 23:44

I red this as "my parents heard my sister, that I recently lost my virginity to," for some sick reason...

RoperGirl203 9

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:14

I think he/she did it on purpose.

183933 6

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:26

Id love to make a comment as to why but it wouldn't be appreciated.

wanderingshopper 13

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:36

Obviously, they expect better behavior from you. They've already reached their expectations with your sister.

friscosoonerkid 3

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:47

How did your sister find out.

KatKat23 9

Tuesday 4 December 2012 2:03

Is your name Eric Forman?

mcBe 6

Tuesday 4 December 2012 2:23

My sis would get bitched for months and my mom just tells me to wear a condom, as if I need told

magicdancer 4

Tuesday 4 December 2012 2:48

Aw man that has gotta suck.

Fasterkill 6

Tuesday 4 December 2012 3:23

Boo ******* hoo! Now you know what the opposite sex experiences 99% of the time. It's not fun being shamed for having sex, is it?

hatingyourlife 1

Tuesday 4 December 2012 18:54

It isn't fun when it's irrational.

wastingthedawn 0

Tuesday 4 December 2012 5:57

Is your name Eric and your sister's name Laurie? Perhaps you also live in the 70's?

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