By gorgeousrenthead - 10/08/2009 23:41 - United States

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Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML
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Imawhalerider 0

I think you where being a bit anal giving your parents the key. . .

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3P0N1N3 0

Based on your username I have a hard time anyone would believe you weren't. I jest, I jest. You should have looked up at them and yelled "surprise!"

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Tizzy_fml 0

"except for the fact that they cant naturally procreate. if people were really born gay, the gene would be gone. this is excluding bisexuals, which according to most, are also born that way. if there was a gay gene, it would be gone by now." (Even though this comment is way up there, I need to comment) To this person who said this in the quotes: You DO NOT know genetics. Go back to 1st term biology, dumb ass. Have you ever heard of carriers? A carrier is someone who CARRIES a gene, but does not actually have the gene. Also, it doesn't necessarily mean that the gay gene was created by gay people. If that were true then I guess blonde people wouldn't exist (A genetic trait) because the first humans had black hair. Also applies to eye color and other genetic traits. And the gay gene has already been proven by trained scientists. Are you a trained scientist? No, so shut the **** up. Also, back in the Greek times, men had both women (For breeding purposes) and men (For pleasurable purposes) as partners. Being gay was acceptable back then, but you still needed to have a wife for populating the country. So, gay men still had sex with women. And today it still happens. Get your facts straight.

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Princesschronic 0

Hey this is to 295. This Is a discion board, u should take any of it in affence. I'm sorry you did, but for u to say " the bible is a piece of fiction." well it all depends on who you as a person are. It's not rthere to be anything but a "guide". A book of "life experinces" to help you cope with life and death. I personaly don't care for it. It's notthay gays aren't normal a person us a person no matter shape color or gift. We r all just people in the end.The gay community is large and growing and with Obama( dnt like him. Only thing good is his making weed legal,maybe) in office gays will be happier then pigs in shit! I really don't mind gays as much as the trans gender is all tucked. If your a man and u like another man then ok. Atleast ur happy or a woman and a woman it's totally cool but a man who's with an it that's just wrong. Science made u the way you were saposted to be made. Don't go defing science now. Chonic love

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Tizzy_fml 0

To #307: First of all, it took me 3 times to read that jumble of words you call typing, but I got what you were saying... sorta. Anyways, I think you are getting words wrong. An "it" is not a transgendered or transsexual, they are intersexed, which is someone who was born with both a penis and a ****** (Jamie Lee Curtis, for example, was intersexed at birth) and when they are born the family has to choose if they want a boy or a girl. Anyways, you aren't "defying science" if you are transgendered, transgenered people are the people who dress as the opposite sex but still have all their sexual organs and stuff. A transsexual is, on the other hand, someone who has went through the surgery and all that. But you say it's okay for gay people to be gay because as long as they are happy. But, you know, people who want to be the opposite sex aren't happy with their current sex. Also, it's not "defying science" if you get the surgery, it is science. According to your logic, then botox is defying science because it alters the natural appearance of people. Also, Obama didn't make weed legal. Medical marijuana has been legalized in some states, but Obama wasn't even president then.

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roxyoursox243 0

To everyone: A) Being gay is a personal choice and it's none of our business how he lives his life so back off. B) You say I'm gay it's not true. C) Dude..that suxx >.< Hopefully your parents took it okay?

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Tizzy_fml 0

Being gay is no way a choice. Sexual orientation is not controlled, mmk? Mmk. Also, no one has said that you are gay... kind of random, but okay, I believe you. lol

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animefreekben 0

I'm bi and my parents would love me even more if I told them. and all you people who said that being gay was bad. fyl cuz your going to heLJ!..

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ayayay6989 0

Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." YDI

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Tizzy_fml 0

"Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." (Leviticus, 19:28) "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves." (Leviticus, 25:44) Then Moses said to Aaron and his sons Eleazar and Ithamar, "Do not let your hair become unkempt and do not tear your clothes, or you will die and the LORD will be angry with the whole community. But your relatives, all the house of Israel, may mourn for those the LORD has destroyed by fire." (Leviticus, 10:6) All of these are ridiculous verses and so is Leviticus 20:13... did you know you HAVE to sacrifice animals for the lord for different reasons or else you will be punished? No one does that anymore, I guess everyone is going to hell, then. Dumb ass.

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criticalmail 0

EVERY single one of those verses makes perfect sense in today society "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." (Leviticus, 19:28) that is there because scarring of your body and tattoos for the dead are of pagan beliefs hence why it is a no no, "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves." (Leviticus, 25:44) you are not to enslave your own people for your own gain, i know i will get a hundred reply for the whole black enslavement thing, Then Moses said to Aaron and his sons Eleazar and Ithamar, "Do not let your hair become unkempt and do not tear your clothes, or you will die and the LORD will be angry with the whole community. But your relatives, all the house of Israel, may mourn for those the LORD has destroyed by fire." (Leviticus, 10:6) look nice as your representing god to the world and would you like someone to wear a T-shirt with your name on it and it said that you are disgusting and dont care how people view you i doubt you would so before you start bashing the bible maybe you should first understand what it means

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TeenageDirtbag_ 0

HAHAHAHA! Those are the worst explanations for a bunch of unrealistic outdated verses I have ever seen.

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ayayay6989 0

yes it does, the more gays the more dicks i dont like dicks. dicks = bad/fag vaginas=yummy and NOT GAY

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Tizzy_fml 0

To ayayay6989:.....that doesn't make a bit of sense, just so you know. You do realize that straight men have dicks, right? XDDDDDDDD This comment is by far the biggest fail on here. lol And you do realize women (Who have vaginas) can be gay. LOL Wow, just wow. I mean, you just need to get a better education... or maybe you're just naturally idiotic? lol

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criticalmail 0

personally i think fine ok you can be gay i don't care what you do in the bedroom but when you homosexuals start having your big fat gay al parades and your dumbass protests just stfu most people dont care what you do in the bedroom but when you start telling everyone people get annoyed more then hatred for you, i have bi and gay friends i don't mind it but ive explained to them that i am straight and i dont want to try anything "new" and i really don't want to hear about the other **** you hooked up with, keep your shit in the closet cause no one wants to see your dirty nasty mess also NEVER give anything to your parents cause they will find a way to make you embarrassed with it

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WTWNNIL 0

HOW ******* STUPID. I could easily turn everything you just said around as in "I don't want to see your hetero ness or hear about that hetero you hooked up with bla bla bla" does this mean you should stop "flaunting" your heterosexuality in front of me just because I'm being a close minded hypocrite?

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Lilzyy 0

I feel for you, I honestly honestly do. They found out at the wrong time (I'm assuming you were going to tell them at some point) and embarrassed both themselves and you in the process. I hope you get everything sorted out. ~Lilz x (P.S: All the gay bashing on this page is stupid - just ignore them, it's what I do.)

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carolinehunn 0

omg!! Hunny,i'm sooooo sorry. and for your parents to find out that way...oh my lord. D: i hope everything gets worked out,,,honestly(: you can always message me,and talk to me!! next time just lock the bedroom door,while your playing around,and having fun;) good lukc with your parents,and your boyfriend!! ~Caroline (:

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