Kids: Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that...

By campmom - 08/07/2009 05:02

Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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formosus 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:22

Tell your friends you went golfing. Foursome is a very common golfing term.

whenskiesare_gre 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:15

Thats just ****** up. People shouldn't tell little kids shit like that.

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adamdrinkslots 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 20:40

Checkout the website 'ijustwanttotellyou.com' sometime....funny stuff.

kellster 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:28

So... you and your husband actually had a divorce last month, not a foursome... ? Wtf? Why is your kid having to talk about either??

shirvon100 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:32

is ther anything really wrong with that lol FYL

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:40

i think the camp counselor is funny

jmoose311 3

Thursday 9 July 2009 0:17

YDI. You should be working on your marriage, not getting a divorce. There is no good reason for a divorce.

catiepants 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:26

To #80, there are plenty of good reasons for divorce, like domestic abuse or abandonment. You don't know this person, except that she is a little afraid of sexual expression.