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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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By malicious_melons - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By swmmr - 07/08/2011 19:41 - United States

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!

xbrit551 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

Damn, I love yoga pants

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Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:07

At least they won't make you wear anything embarrassing.. I'd stick with keeping your ass look awesome. Winning.

Kukua 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:08

Wow you need to lay off cod and learn English. You are an idiot!

ravenxcorvinus 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:09

win ^_^

Skymone 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:19

I approve of your mom! The only reason you wear yoga pants is if: 1) You're doing yoga. 2) You grew out of all your other pants, in which case you should wear your yoga pants to the gym. Otherwise - don't wear yoga pants in public.

sarbear293 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:21

I think I would find this more hilarious than embarrassing, but that's just me. Oh yeah and yoga pants are the best :D

mstangchck 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:29

Sounds like English to me. But hey, what do I know?

barleyguy 17

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:40

I bet you get pissed when you catch guys sneaking peeks at you ass well it's your fault nuff said

Ashley91129 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:42

Why would you wear yoga pants in the first place?

Groucho_fml 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 10:42

I've personally never liked that look :/ but most of the people at my school pair them with UGGS and those sloppy up-do's.. It's just a lazy look, imo..

xminixlovex 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 11:06

what a unique idea you mother has there...O:

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