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By prego - 13/04/2012 14:15 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 20:01

Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML

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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML

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Go to school!

By emilee - 19/03/2022 14:00

Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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This good enough for ya?

By pukishgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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eliwalks 0

Friday 13 April 2012 18:48

Haha what a dumbass

ThatGuyRory 9

Friday 13 April 2012 18:49

This is why we use Google before making such statements.

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PiXiq111 11

Friday 13 April 2012 20:26

Yeah... because you can't throw up after noon... She's totally faking it...

skyeyez9 24

Friday 13 April 2012 20:38

Some women are lucky and have no pregnancy sickness. Some get a little nauseated soon after they wake up and it fades....then there are the unlucky ones who suffer morning sickness 24/7 for their entire pregnancy.

tj4234 35

Friday 13 April 2012 20:43

well it's true. It becomes afternoon sickness then :P.

obviousboy 8

Friday 13 April 2012 20:45

Oh… ignorant guys are funny.

PiXiq111 11

Friday 13 April 2012 20:50

He's hilarious then!

BrownSugar10940 2

Friday 13 April 2012 20:48

Wow he has a lot to learn

wlddog 14

Friday 13 April 2012 21:09

Congrats on the new kid. I am sure you will both experience many new things together. The vomiting is only the beginning.

lovebeecharmer 6

Friday 13 April 2012 21:09

What a winner

RK626 7

Friday 13 April 2012 21:10

DTMFA

heyred 11

Friday 13 April 2012 21:18

He didn't read the pregnancy books ...

rebeccac3 5

Friday 13 April 2012 21:25

Sounds to me like you should do it on him next time!

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