By prego - 13/04/2012 14:15 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML
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ThatGuyRory 9

This is why we use Google before making such statements.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Who knew that there were so many under achieved, no degree, and unrecognized doctors were walking about?

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Who knew that so many people had wives, sisters, cousins, mothers, etc. that have been pregnant, or they have been pregnant themselves, so they have first hand experience? I mean, holy crap! It's like no one EVER gets pregnant!

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Senseless_487 29

Pregnant? What is this "pregnant" you speak of? But seriously, this issue is common sense. When my ex was pregnant, she only had morning sickness at night.

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thereseg69 7

And you married and are having a child with this idiot?? Ydi

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ALpein 0

Oh no, he doesn't understand morning sickness. That means he's a complete idiot. Oh noooo. You totally deserve it, aaah.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

14 Well YDI for having your comment buried. What a lame ass thing to say. Have some kind of respect for the mans knowledge. Who wants to marry a KnowItAll anyway. Not me.

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HayleyNicole94 0

Tell him, google does wonders, and hes super shitty :)

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Saraahx97 0

See if he keeps talking after you throw up..

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miker345 0

Admit your wrong doings and offer to kiss him immediately after vomitting

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brianjman14 22

Vomit all over him and see if he still thinks you're faking it.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Dude, I love yøu. xD You're awesome.

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perdix 29

Poor bastard. I got my ass chewed out a few days ago because I, too, thought it was literally "morning" sickness. Good thing I was getting reamed by FML commenters and not the woman I'm porking.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

FML- here to educate and entertain

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coried91 28

Am I the only one who thinks "porking" is a disgusting way to describe having sex?

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Stormdriven37 6

Perdix, you always have the best comments :)

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Vulpes21 6

Agreed 53, I always imagine fat people doing it or someone slapping a side if raw bacon.

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perdix 29

#53, I agree, too, that's why I chose it. I think the disgustingness of the word "porking" was hilarious in this context. If I can't make myself laugh, how can I expect to make others?

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RedPillSucks 31

And here I thought "Porking" was a good old fashion pig BarBQ. I guess FML is here to educate.

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skyeyez9 24

It made me think of the 80s movie Porky's

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perdix 29

#66, that's the kind of education that could really save your bacon! If a bunch of guys invited you to a porking, you might have gone if not for your BS degree from FMLU. Now, you'd just tell them you're kosher or halal and you can't, and you'd avoid a squealing.

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vbmg152 18

I didn't have "morning sickness", I had all day sickness! He's got a lot to learn!!

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TheFirstSamurai 18

You're only pregnant because you didn't take his advice on contraception; you should've just kicked him in the balls.

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Jazdeep 0

Learn how to spell bro

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GothicAngel17 24

153- Most people who spell it that way know full well that's not how it's spelt. But a lot of people say it like that, obviously. Like Bobby from Supernatural. Hence why some people choose to spell it how it sounds. Sheesh.

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