Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 01:27 - United States

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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You deserved it 1 984

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 02:47 - United States - New Haven

Today, the new manager at my workplace left early in a panic, exclaiming, "My grandma had an accident! I need to see if she's okay!" I was left in charge of the bar once again. This is the sixth time this week his grandma has had an "accident". FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By blakeintheoffice - 08/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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You deserved it 82

By Naked and Afraid - 17/08/2018 23:00 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 010

You deserved it 4 465

By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 2 135

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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UhHuhHoney 20

Saturday 14 February 2015 19:17

Lol your grandma is a thug

swaglesshipster 23

Saturday 14 February 2015 19:17

That is love right there. She even got you out of work to spend time with you!

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mrmcleod 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 20:29

Your. Grandma. Is. AWESOME! minus 50 Shades of Grey.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Saturday 14 February 2015 20:50

That's a bad thins why??? I wish one of my family members would get me out of work.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:11

The bad thing isn't so much that OP got busted out of work but grannys reason and selection of movie.

vivaellefashion 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 20:51

Haha she sounds like a lot of fun! I wish I got to meet my grandmother before she passed.

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:06

Haha you're grandma is awesome though

amkaye1017 3

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:07

Your grandma is cool.

darryaz 9

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:12

My only grandchild is just a baby but I'm gonna remember that for when he's older.

pedinhuh 23

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:14

Good luck trying to erase that from your memory :)

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:19

#17: You're being downvoted for making people here think about something uncomfortable. You monster.

gunzdownmypants 4

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:25

Your grandma is awesome

wanderer_alone 8

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:26

At least you got off work early.

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

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