By Gonzales - 07/08/2015 19:47 - Belgium - Leuven

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML
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Emmamazing 26

At least your girlfriend has a good sense of humour about it, OP.

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Ahall8 0

Not necessarily a bad thing....for a quickie

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thathoeoverthere 7

I feel like they can be an insult or a compliment.

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musicaddict245 6

That's probably the name of her ex boyfriend

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losercancer 9

Mine was named "Inglorious Basterd" once..

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Papa_Moti_Junior 4

Your girlfriend is going places bro.

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HaplessChef 4

slow your roll. (stamina is an aquired skill...perfect practice makes perfect) ;)

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