By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Dr. Phil will know the answer!

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mika1010 5

that's when u go on maury to really make her feel stupid

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chui281 0

some ones been being a little *****!

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dakins 0

FML because he was dating a ***** and a moron

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bullrider92 19

Does she sleep around so much she can't remember who she has screwed?

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onefinemess 11

I wonder how many guys you have to sleep with to lose track of the ones you haven't...

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ashiz 0

First with both if my pregnancies I never found out Til I was over 2 months so that's not an fml, second the fact you have been together a month doesn't mean she cheated, get your facts straight y'all be ok

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salem99 2

At least yu don't have a child to early

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writergirl23 19

Haha FHL, if she'd had sex just once, she coulda claimed it as his

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