Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying...

By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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Get ready to rumble!

By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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Blackmail111 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Atleast she swallows...

laurenzo16 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Kids says some funny stuff :)

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ashleii2010 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:58

dude that's awesome xD!! funny shit man.

kittycat98 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:01

Ya lmfaooo

antoniocalos15 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:05

wow how embarresing i dont thin i spelled that word right

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:29

embarrassing

antoniocalos15 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 15:44

thank you 94

budd28 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:05

lmao well u were

awkid23 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:08

I heard this like a million times!

mematteden 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:13

yummy

jessamy_brit 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:15

umm lock the door? just an idea(:

buckeye08 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:22

that's super cute. haha

AvengedGirl96 4

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:33

awww thats cute

ThaHero 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:37

Gotta love kids :) I wonder what the mother said....

ThaHero 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:37

Gotta love kids :) I wonder what the mother said....

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my little sister knocking on my door. Today's my birthday, so I thought she'd surprise me with something. Instead, she just asked me, "How's it feel to be a year older and still alone?" I just turned 20. The truth hurts. FML

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Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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Today, I told my cousin I was admitted to a top MBA program. He asked if it was an online-only certificate program. FML

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Today, an absolute cretin of a lorry driver ran into the back of me as I was slowing down for an orange light about to go red. My car is totalled and he had the nerve to tell the police I had brake checked him on purpose, probably for an insurance scam, and that it was all my fault. FML

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Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML

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