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By yamsterr - 12/03/2012 16:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 31/08/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML

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mark5723 0

Monday 12 March 2012 19:33

This week on the Maury show, a 16 year old girl demands a paternity test from herself

starbeast 0

Monday 12 March 2012 19:31

F your child's life.

Comments

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 9:28

Why is she reproducing?

jonegg 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 9:51

Bad news, she's the dad.

taazer 12

Tuesday 13 March 2012 9:54

Got yourself a real einstein there..

Duderonics 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 13:14

Tard mode initiate set phazers to DUMBASS

PenFifteen_fml 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 16:52

"Mom, I'm pregnant. But it's OK... because I'm not the mother.

loganmarquez 3

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:35

...If she's not, then who is?

Jenchixo 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:39

If you two young why not have a reaction? But if you are adults then overreact to it as well because you didn't ask hand in marriage and proposed and marry her. Ha ha ha! FYL

andrewsgirl2010 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 23:33

This one made me laugh :) i hope the child takes after you OP!

KagamineLol 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:27

I don't get it?...

KagamineLol 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:30

Dumb question. I know. But I don't know what the situation is.. >__>

ahhdorablepeach 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 23:18

Wow, that's hilarious. Of course, all these stupid comments about her 'not breeding' are stupid and ridiculous. She was probably just scared completely shitless, and couldn't think straight. It's a big deal, telling your parents that you're pregnant. Pretty funny though! xD